One Claire Foshee apparently had a tartan designed and registered for Ivanka Trump: https://www.tartanregister.gov.uk/tartanDetails?ref=5795

Trump (of courte bankrupcy) has got a sketch of this splendid tartan, three polyestewr stryps upon ain fylde of pisse

So what I’m hearing is we’re going to need a twelve gauge needle and a mallet.

. . . a single banana duct-taped to a wall, for $120,000 . . .

. . . but still a process that weeds out things that are actual frauds. . .

Er... First off, the “Washington Post” link goes to a New York Times article. I know, I know, seen one paper of record, seen them all...

Those extremely dark roasts serve to cover up weird, random, or poor-quality beans. As the folks down at Sweet Maria’s put it: “At some point between French and fire, it really doesn’t matter much what the origin character of the coffee was, all coffees will tend to taste the same (i.e. ashy and bitter)”.

But 502,000 bags of coffee sounds like...uh, a lot of bags of coffee.

As in, the bacteria that gives you food poisoning.

Now serving Týr’s Fish Fingers, Bottomless Sæhrímnir, Hodr’s Satay, and Loki Poké.

Still, the disparity between the two scientific tests, not to mention the disparity between Subway and the other chains in the original test, does make one wonder.

Yep. Now there’s only Grade A, “processing grade”, and substandard—but Grade A has four subdivisions depending on light transmittance, with the expectation being that a darker color means more maple flavor.

You can substitute kin recognition for complex comprehension: “Force-pulp anything scary that doesn’t smell like us.” That’s basically how bees manage every individual being lethally (to bees) armed, but with only a million neurons with which to grok stuff.  

The show (available January 1) appears to be a modern retelling of the Jesus narrative. . .

When dealing with evolution, the question should not be, “How does this succeed?” so much as “Why has this not yet failed?”

Start saving now to replace your soon-to-be-incompatible teeth.

$0.05 on pivot to snake oil.

Better learn how to make your own: Zajac et alia: A Novel Method of Caffeine Synthesis from Uracil.

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