“Up all those guys, you must fuck.” -- Yoda
“And now a message from the National Apple Institute: `Fuck pears.’” — George Carlin
And I’m genuinely worried about what the Jolly Green Giant touches with his ten foot pole.
Maybe they sent the world’s largest Guinness employee.
And yet, I am not feeling the sense of urgency.
“God fuck us, every one.”
Most crucially, though, what is the appropriate engraved message to convey “my personality as a maker”?
Yep. I’d be willing to bet this also means there’s a positive correlation between binge drinking and the arrival of cupcake delivery.
Oh, for young dogs, it’s far sillier than that. The math fails completely for a newborn, since ln(0) is undefined. But since one day is about 1/365.24 years, a dog born yesterday would allegedly be
Natural logarithm. It’ll usually be the key labeled “ln” on a scientific calculator.
You have to be careful with those observational studies. An alternate hypothesis is that UberX prioritizes expansion into cities that are attracting young bros who like to drink.
New “dog to human years” calculation more accurately determines when your beloved pet will die
But the scant evidence we do have, I’m afraid, points to the fact that Trump did not actually flatline on Saturday—a two-hour visit in which someone is able to leave on their own two feet is far from the typical two-day or longer hospital stay for heart attack patients.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Shredded Cow
Balloon knots did not test as well.
. . . but god help anyone who ends up on the wrong side of the tracks on a Sunn O))) album . . .
Don’t get your medical work done anywhere offering a “Syphilis Virus Test”. Syphilis is caused by a bacterium—which is why it responds to antibiotics.
What, metals aren’t volatile enough for you?