This is so fucking stupid. I’M GLAD YOU CAN SPORTS GOOD, BRO

All Lives Matter is moronic.

One thing I love about this dude from reading about him the last several days, is how he claims he’s doing a public service by giving away the balls he catches, when in actuality every single ball would end up with other fans if he just left it alone.

At the start of spring training all players have to sign a waiver allowing their club to publicly release certain information about “work-related” injuries, other leagues have similar measures - and there’s no way an MLB pitcher is going to convince anyone an elbow bone spur is anything other than work related.

I don’t think that’s how this generally works.

Actually, that’s 100% false.

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

@DenverBroncos

Given Jerry Reese never really bothered to pay anyone until this year, that joke fell flatter than a white girls ass.

Olivier, not Oliver.

I’d heard of Olivier Vernon before 8 months ago. I’d never heard of Malik Jackson who got even more money, and I imagine Von Miller had to look at Derek Wolfe who got like 60% of what Jackson got 3 months prior and 1-2 years with the franchise tag don’t look so bad.

Don’t really care about this guy but how does that picture show inequality? Is it because you can’t afford his house? Because plenty of non white people can.

Votto’s BABIP is 100 points lower than his career average. His ISO is still near 200. He’s fine. Unrelated, would you like to join my fantasy league?

Votto: Despite his paltry .694 OPS in 2016² — a stunning 306-point drop from 2015 — his underlying indicators have hardly declined at all. Votto is still driving the ball, even though his hard-hit liners are now falling into outfielders’ gloves instead of finding gaps in the defense.

Votto will be fine. He is still walking a bunch and has okay power. At some point those lines drives will fall in for doubles and the Reds will suck slightly less.

The colors on those charts are really misleading. .444 is purple on the bottom chart but red on the top chart?

Consider his numbers for the second half of last year. Guy had an OPS of 1.152 (an OBP of .535!!!), which is why he ended up 3rd in NL MVP voting despite playing a first half that wasn’t deemed insufficient to make the all star team. Players hitting that well, don’t just “drop off” like that. Let me know if you know…

Is it for profit though? I assume it’s not. As long as the ticket funds go back into the museum or to a victim fund or the like, that’s fine. You can charge entry and still be nonprofit.

He has suffered enough.

Wait, I thought he was his brother?