Rank the worstness:

Pretty sure “He pulls a knife, you pull a guy,” is dialogue from the porn classic The Touchables. 

Damn, I love The Untouchables. It’s basically a simple good-vs-evil morality play with Costner as the whiter-than-white G-Man facing off against De Niro’s hell-spat-this-guy-back-out gangster, but is prevented from becoming too sentimental and hokey with the kind of absurd graphic violence that only the 1980s could…

How could you interview————————————?

(Don sighs heavily, hangs head, walks away)

It’s very mean - almost certainly too mean to be Gaiman, so presumably hackers, so both mean and none-of-their-damn-business.

Great read.  BTTF is the first movie I remember really loving that wasn’t necessarily a “kids” movie when I was a kid... I can remember the first watch and still throw it on occasionally today (usually during thunderstorms.  Seems fitting).  

The Doc Holliday scene where he twirls his tin cup around after some other guy has just done some fancy gun spinning holds a very special place in my heart.

And also his memorable turn as Ford Prefect in Hitchhiker’s!

Shit, the Madagascar movies were okay too, I suppose. #2 is underrated & #3 made me like Firework by Katy Perry.

Every thing with Bob Mortimer is absolutely golden. 

I think he’s one of those people who spent the first half of his life looking slightly older than he actually was, and he’s flipped now and looks slightly younger than he actually is. It’s like if you get a lot of your aging out of the way early it pays off when you’re old

Oh no, there was a misprint. It’s No, Time To Die!

Well you certainly can’t beat a John Woo film starring a mullet-wearing JCVD with Lance motherfucking Henriksen as the bad guy.

I was told there is no time to die.

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I have busted out a “Clever Girl” at various points. Good call. 

Ernie doesn’t get paid. He’s an emotional vampire who feeds off the confusion and anger of others. Working for Kinja keeps him very happy.

Goldblum's skeezy walk across the apartment while pulling up his pants may be my favorite Goldblum moment ever.  He's practically reptilian.

Thanks for asking about Igby Goes Down.  I'm a huge fan/evangelist of that movie, and it was unfortunate that it only managed a small following.  Very funny, well-written, and moving - I get that the subject matter and the characters are off-putting, but in the same way as the obvious Salinger style that Steers was…