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Synthwave Samurai
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From the desk of Jim Spanfeller: “When you post my picture, everyone must focus 100% of their focus on comparing me to poopballs. That will be our sole focus. We will only write about poopballs and that which is relevant to poopballs in some way.”

By the way, what are the Root’s writer’s thoughts on what’s going on at Deadspin and is there any threat of similar crap happening here?

It might have been a mutual parting of ways. I think all the proposed trilogies are up in the air right now and D & D have this sweet deal in place with Netflix so they probably asked Disney to release them from their contract and Disney approved it because they’re not sure if they even want to do the trilogy now.

Roland Emmerich about to save the franchise.

Well, The Crown went out of its way to humanize Philip so I doubt that Charles has anything to worry about.

I’m not sure why they haven’t made it official yet. There’s zero chance that Confederacy is getting made. The only thing I can think of is that HBO doesn’t want it to seem like they didn’t have confidence in D & D and how they ended GoT. Because if they did that, it might affect the GoT brand and HBO is staking a

I get the feeling that developments at Lucasfilm are fluid right now. The movies have been successful financially for the most part, but with Solo bombing and Galaxy’s Edge crowds being lower than expected, I wonder if they might be pulling back on all the proposed movie trilogies. I’m going to guess that the Feige

But I think people saying they should be ashamed to be seen in public are ridiculous. Even if you hated the end of the show, you’re being ridiculous.

I agree. They ran the show the entire way. They earned the accolades as well as the criticisms. It’s totally understandable why fans were/are fuming. This show ran for almost a decade. That’s a long time to wait for the show not to stick the landing at the end. Especially as there is a very strong possibility this

Someone actually brought a class action lawsuit against several companies for slavery reparations. It was tossed out as the courts claimed there wasn’t enough evidence, but it didn’t necessarily rule out legal action to pursue reparations. I say that a class action lawsuit should be brought against the U.S.

No, no, no. They’re correct. Women really need to learn how to comport themselves in society. The ancients had it right all along. Madonna/Whore. If you don’t flaunt your sexuality and in fact subsume it and cast aspersions on those women that don’t hide it, you are virtuous and worthy of respect. However. If you

Affleck is a bro who thinks he’s witty. He’s definitely setting his Instagram montage to Nickelback’s “Photograph.”

I’ve had the same thought about medieval films since I saw Excalibur as a kid. I’m here for the ambience. Knights doing knightly things. Some court intrigues. Some minstrel music. The most fearsome rabbits you ever set eyes upon. I’m all for this.

I’m going to go with sense of humor with a side of wounded soul. Plus the dick. The wounded soul gets to be a little too much after awhile. May to December. Everybody goes their separate ways. Women seem to bear no ill will. Pete seems to rebound quickly probably because he can’t be alone for long.

Candace Owens was a liberal up until Trump and she realized she could sell out the disenfranchised for a paycheck. You can earn a lot of affluence being black and validating white misanthropy. Also read up on her and her husband. I guess they just met last December, got engaged three weeks later and were married in

I still have scars from the apparent hot take I had at the time that I actually liked Leia’s space flight.

This list has definitely told someone to go back to their home country.

They never stopped reporting on Edward after he abdicated. Cameras trailed after him and his wife for the rest of their lives. Hell, they did the same thing to Diana. The Royal Family.  Once you’re in it, you’re in it.

I’m just wondering what’s up with Charles’s cheek in the header image. Just an extreme ruddiness reserved for the royals? Or a bee sting?