So the takeaway is that the impeachment process is being done against her wishes. Because why react like that? If she was supporting it, she would be singing its praises. Well, not singing because that would be garish and not worthy of one of her advanced years. But you know what I mean.

The fact that he never even contacted the ADL says a lot. I have doubts about how serious he was about this donation. Ever since his initial anti-Semitic troubles got him all that mainstream attention, he seems to have adopted courting controversy as a way to build his brand. Every so often he’ll use a slur and the…

I don’t even know what to say at this point. I don’t think the Democrats were foolish to attend the 9/11 memorial. But at a certain point, they really have to start accounting for Republican bad faith tactics. If there are important votes on the books and the Republicans say not to worry and to trust them? Don’t trust…

My favorite sports doc is the one about Bird and Magic Johnson and their rivalry/friendship.

I don’t know. People have been “’shipping” forever. Since the first time there was one unattached person and another unattached person surrounded by people who all think they know what’s best for them. “Oh, wouldn’t your grandson and our granddaughter make a lovely couple?” “You should ask [such and such] out on a…

I’m not even concerned about impeachment now. I doubt it is ever going to happen. What’s concerning is that even if the Democrats take the White House, we’ll probably continue to see dysfunction and gridlock no matter what. Because establishment Democrats are still hellbent on maintaining the status quo and there…

“CNN is formally condemned. Boom!”

I get the feeling their office in general is just sloppy. Like all the executive orders are stored in one old overstuffed manilla folder that currently has a dirty coffee cup on it full of cigarette butts. There’s duct tape on the carpet and everybody is always short on office supplies because nobody wants to go into…

That sounds like something he’s probably said time and time again to his white patrons who nod their heads because they’ve heard of chitlins and black churches and they’re totally woke and want to live their best version of The Blind Side. It’s not just conservatives that will pay good money to a black person to…

I was confused too. But there’s only a few arguments in the incel playbook. Still I didn’t even think of, “If a MAN did this, the OUTRAGE...etc., etc., etc...” But of course, they may be right. It’s not like there’s a recent example of a movie portraying brutal violence against women being positively reviewed by the…

Well, I supposed the Democratic party was due for their own version of Sarah Palin. I imagine her next commercial will be her wrestling a fresh moose kill onto the hood of her muscle car. (I just realized they probably don’t have moose in New Mexico. Giant iguana then.)

Stephen Colbert, the son of a turd miner, said it best when talking about his ancestors. That he could, “leave those worthless hicks behind while using their stories to enhance [his] own credibility.”

I was so disappointed in Doctor Sleep. It started out well until they introduced the little girl and the bad guys. Then it became something else that just wasn’t very compelling. I went into it thinking it was a sequel to the Shining. That it would expand on the themes of the first novel. We get to see a grown up…

I’m totally on board with WB farming out their DC characters to filmmakers for some unique takes. I’m sure they would prefer billion dollar tentpoles that everyone loves, but a Golden Lion (Renoir? Godard? Kurosawa? Todd Phillips!?) isn’t a bad conciliatory prize.

He hasn’t mastered the fake smile yet like Trump’s other kids. I guess they haven’t got around to that at his preparatory school. Some stern schoolmaster somewhere isn’t earning their money.

Yes, it’s because she’s black and now a royal. And you can always set your clock to insecure white people losing their minds when a black person achieves a high social standing.

Having been to Australia, I can confirm that the ones I was around were very racist. And this was twenty years ago. Oh, and they didn’t like immigrants either.

I don’t know what to expect from present-day Eddie on stage. You see him in interviews these days and he’s still funny and still has great timing. But he’s so quiet and reserved. It’s kind of surreal to see him now and recall that boisterous fount of confidence he was back in the day. But hey, we all get older. Even…

Here, you may wonder why this handful of former friends would bother to return to a place they don’t even remember to face what certainly feels like an unspecified doom,

I figure you could make the space turtle work. I always imagined a combination of the ending of 2001 and the giant turtle from Neverending Story. It probably works better when you’re playing it off against a monster spider that came here from the stars.