@DennyCraneDennyCraneDennyCrane: Dude, he's just a young actor who's good at "smug asshole". He didn't write or direct the damn things. Save your scorn for the ad team that went "You know what will connect with parents? A kid being a dick!"

@Ackers Eats Crackers: Is it Smarmville?

@AFlockOfBunnies: FFXIV. She's an incurable optimist.

@Møbius: So, having fallen down an elevator shaft, I probably shouldn't bother?

Whenever I see those ads I think the actor playing the kid would make a great snooty rich kid in a cheap TV series. You know, the one who is a bully but gets his comeuppance when the scrappy less rich kids band together, which somehow involves him being covered in something gooey.

@duurtlang: Yep.

@Freezen: Your daughter is the best six year old in the world.

@duurtlang: Archeologists have found the blueprints for the Ford Econoline van in caves. It has been suggested that early models were used to hunt and transport wooly mammoths.

@Crrash: The one you were sorted by in Elementary School. If you were Crrash Aardvark-Zebrason-Crepe, then it would be the Aardvark. If you were Crrash Zebrason-Aardvark-Crepe, then it would be the Zebrason.

Late buyer, late letter, though I remember my elementary school teacher switching from a-z to z-a frequently.

@geekymitch: I'm assuming that they were found in the backpack, giving a clue to the identity of the person who planted it. Someone who attended Treasure Island in Spring of '09 and the Stevens County Relay for Life 2010.

@dbasner: The bears have explosives? Oh shi...

@The Squalor Also Rises: Yes, that's what he's saying. In reply to "of course they haven't" he is saying that, in fact, it is quite likely someone would be claiming responsibility because it is a terrorist act. Terrorists often claim responsibility for planting bombs like this, in order to show that they are capable…

@J-2-da-B: To be fair, Jesus always preferred wine.

@tonyola: Say whaaaat? I think the old one was way cheaper.

@Mack41: Still, it's hope. Someone in Toyota wants to make something interesting. Let's encourage him or her, maybe they'll be allowed something cheaper.

I give you the Pyeonghwa Zunma. The Dear Leader's personal car from the Dear Leader's personal car company. Also known as a rebadged Ssangyong Chairman, which is an equally appropriate choice for a dictator watching his dimes.

@Okie_Smokie: Close, but you're actually going for this: The Pyeonghwa Zunma. Also know as, the Ssangyong Chairman in Dear Leader spec. It's made by Pyeonghwa, North Korea's only car manufacturer. It's a pretty successful operation, they've got a billboard!

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: "I am a crazy man and as a result I think the people will consider me their savior and put me into power again!"

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: But the inspiration to build it came to the dear leader in a dream, after a long day of golfing exclusively holes-in-one and beating Shaq at basketball!