It will likely involve the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'. Probably won't give any clues to what the jazz is all about, however.

@jampe: I'd actually regard it as more like drinking box wine, since the games are mostly crap, but sometimes you can get surprisingly addicted.

@Triborough: Is that what happens, Jimmy? Because he should be pretty happy he didn't find a stranger in the alps then.

@Spiegel De Niro: Yes, I'm pretty sure you can get a carseat that will disable the airbag if mounted from Audi.

@BrtStlnd: Ah, so I can't read then, got it!

@BrtStlnd: Wait, hold up, Ex-wife at 17? There's a story here and it sounds fascinating.

Lexus IS-C. Because your name is Alexis and you need a car to match.

I tried VB Wario Land, it was neat. Let's put that on the 3DS in some way.

"iTunes will not be a bloated pile of shit anymore!"

@SpiritThief: There is an "American accent" though. It's pretty much what your TV news people sound like. There are also about a million different regional accents, as can be expected.

@Tanneseph: Basically, you can start anywhere, it's not a continuous plotline. Personally, I'd probably start with the DS remakes, but maybe that's just because I liked DQIV DS a lot. Probably can play in whatever order you find them in and be happy.

Perhaps get the grandparents a camera when you're picking one up.

@jakebonz: Where I live there's a town called Climax. You have to drive through Beaver Valley to get there. True story.

@HammerheadFistpunch: It is a change I can believe in.

@autocannibal: Not saying you have one, just saying it attracts them.

@stuffelse: I think there's a difference between an immaculate El Camino or Camaro or what have you, and a white trash one, which tends to be in... less than presentable shape.

To be fair to the white trash of the world, they do have the right priorities. Easy to fix, big V8 (though in some cases the big V8 has less power than a Toyota Corolla, I digress), cheap parts, cheap overall. Regardless, '80s Cutlass, magnet for mullets.

Travesty that the 100% beautiful 458 is on the list and the new Chrysler 200 isn't. Come on, if the company itself is unwilling to photograph the middle section, you know something is wrong.

@stuffelse: Sad as it is, go to a white trashy place and you're going to see a ton of Camaros, Trans Ams and El Caminos up on blocks and a man with a mullet and an amazing mustache smoking nearby.

@KamWrex: No, though I knew her brother reasonably well. I dunno, she seemed quite disturbed overall. Pretty sure I don't want to be friends with someone writing historical figure slash fiction.