@Kobun: 5 hat makers? Actually, it's one sewer, one designer, and three people carry the seven bolts of fabric to make Gabe's clothes.

@mrClint: Always bet on Du... Gordan Freeman.

@Googlo The Otaku Ninja: I hate to tell you, but someone replaced your face with a camera.

@anexanhume: Was it always this way? If yes, please send your mother a large bouquet of flowers and some thoughtful gifts, because that poor woman...

@pixelsnader: Those are my favorite things!

If we want to take GM to task for "lying" about the Volt's development process, focus on it being years late and significantly more expensive than promised.

@Alex_Mexico: I'm with you that the .1 system is quite ridiculous, since you can't really judge based on such a miniscule amount, especially on something so subjective. Score bitching is a pain, but can anyone honestly say, to use your examples, U2 is .2 worse than MW2?

Judging by this chart, I need more lesbian friends.

@Jesse Scroggins: It's an ILLUSION!

@Noshtzy: Dude wears thick framed glasses that don't correct his vision.

@RT100: Dude, no outside food or drink.

@Komrade Kayce: I seem to be lucky to get 5 hours, if that. Plus, if I don't play it for a few months - given the gaps in the PSP's library in the past, this used to be really common - it'd be completely dead when I wanted to use it again. I love some of the games for it - VC2 is fantastic and I've put about 50 hours…

How do women all coordinate these mass confusing Facebook things? And then they don't tell any of the men. So we're sitting there going "What the hell are these women talking about?"

@deathvanquished: Valve releases games on a consistent basis - one a year or so, it seems - and they've got Steamworks to give them enough money to drive gold plated Ferraris to their gold garage in the middle of a gold mine coated in gold. They're going nowhere.

Maybe it's just an optical illusion because Stan Sigman is massive, but damn he's got one tiny head.

As someone who enjoys lounging in his underpants, I'm against video chat.

@zeeboid: To paraphrase Stephen Fry, the US can't even keep the places where the President's penis has been a secret, how the hell would they keep that one?

But new GM hires need to learn if they can properly rock a 'stache like ol' Fritzy. Not everyone can rock a 'stache like that.

Went with a Droid 2 on the poll. Can't live without a physical keyboard.

Uh, Gene? They did sue everybody. This includes old ladies, little girls, basically anyone who lived in the general area of an internet connection. All that did was make people less inclined to support the music industry. Hell, I bought CDs until I finally got sick of the RIAA's ridiculous scare tactics.