Caravans are good if you want to steal lots of other things. They're common and boring so they're good getaway vehicles. Lots of space for stolen big screens, copper pipes, or really anything else you might want to swipe. You can sell your product out the back too, to all those people who don't think twice about…

Sorry, this makes me think of my worst job ever, and I just want to hide in the corner shuddering. That's not conducive to a productive workplace.

@mat: Query: In that situation, if you know it's someone try to talk to you about Jesus, do you answer the door mid jack? Perhaps making a quip such as "Jesus is coming? He's not the only one!"

@Omelet_Pants: They put hair on your chest and make you attractive to women.

@Alejandro Barrios: You seem to think that Lotus can't make a larger car handle. You seem to think that they haven't been trying to break into the supercar market since the first Esprit. You seem to think that an attempt to make a plush sedan or similar is something Lotus has never done before - I mean, come on, they…

@Matt Hardigree: Lotus hasn't represented that supposed ideal since they stopped building the 7. Starting from the '70s the lineup got steadily complicated and heavier - though since they were always on fire nobody noticed - and while the Elise could be considered a "return to form" the car was never that simple -…

This post is so much sentimental bullshit. Yes, Colin Chapman made some light cars that handled well. They also never worked properly and tended to start on fire. The best cars Lotus has ever made came after the man died.

@MrCrash was most certainly not part of the committee that: Lotus pioneered starting on fire for no reason.

If it's going to take 4 years before you can buy one, they better spend each of those years finding a way to shave the weight down to a regular Elise's weight.

@nibby68: Maytag?

Looks like these screens are in dungeon and foggy forest type areas, while the E3 screens were in sun shiny parts.

@pj134: Unfortunately, it was the police police, not the fashion police.

@RushinRussian: Pics or it didn't happen.

This makes me wonder if the whole golden ratio business is bupkiss, because the new twitter layout is quite terrible.

I think the kinect bundle advice really depends entirely on the person and their living arrangements.

Yeah, that took way more effort than the actual design will.

Hey guys, do Virtual Boy, because I want Virtual Boy Wario Land. It's perfect!

@Bawb3: Nah, it knows that. It even tries to get into the liquor now.

Yeah cats are assholes. My cat, at 8AM.