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@manimatr0n: Christians be all about the cotton Ts.

You know something's dangerous when, in real life, getting your dick chopped off is a best-case scenario.

@deegeedubb1: More often than not if the car in a scene is valuable, they use kit cars and shells to get the desired shot. Like the BMW Z8 that was cut in half in The World is Not Enough - you were never going to drive that car, it was a prototype body shell with no running gear.

Judging by her oeuvre, Lady Gaga's involvement will mean that the next iPod will appear extremely complicated, impractical, and slightly disturbing on several levels, but the music that's in it will be a bad Ace of Base ripoff.

In their defense, zipper physics are hard.

@Kerc 2.0 beta: Drive your Expedition into my Dodge D600.

@SynthOno: Or, since that one doesn't work, THIS leaped to mind.

Dunno why this leaped to mind immediately...

@danieltolin: It's more like fucking your high school sports mascot.

@Jordan White: Are they subsequently dipping themselves in blue body paint?

Don't forget the most useful application of a laser pointer - annoying cats.

@Elhigh: We're going to your mother's house, let's take the Dauphine!

@tintern: To be fair, it's slightly different when you're being filmed by a creepy older man.

@cobrajoe: Just because you don't know how to do it doesn't mean it can't be done. Someone who grew up around electronics is going to find working on the highly computerized new cars just as easy as you find working on your cars.

Radio sucks. Modern Top 40 sucks. Country sucks. I live in a small market, so that's all I get.

A guy I know once said "If I bought a new car, I wouldn't bother with a test drive, they're all the same." Enjoy your Dodge Avenger, buddy.