@tetzel1517: Yeah, but how many people buy Android because it's an iPhone substitute and fall in love with it? That's what Apple is fighting.

@foo: People actually do care how powerful blender motors are - power ratings are on most and are generally used as a way to separate models and costs. Yeah, the casual blender isn't going to buy much more than the $20 Wal Mart special, but it's very easy to find models for people with more advanced blending needs,…

@D-Bomb: It's bloated as hell, user unfriendly, annoying and surprisingly ugly. It also keeps trying to sneak Safari onto your machine like a bad piece of malware.

@Neener: They don't sell maybe because it's as big as a house and gas got expensive. Doesn't make the Cherokee any less timeless.

Ford Nucleon. Yes, they never made it, but between the giant fins and the "Nuclear power in a private vehicle is a fantastic idea!" attitude, it's something that could only happen in the 50s.

@TruUnknowN: I don't want to talk to a scientist, telling me lies and pissin' me off.

@lewis82: Or, you just install one of these drives in the printer.

Fucking magnetic communication, how does it work?

@MILLUP008: It's like raaayyyyaaaaaiiiiinnnnn on your wedding day.

@archercc: Have you seen Jonny Ive recently? He's been seen in black shirts and hair and his head have had a falling out.

@bigtimes: When's he going to stop being "annoying guy recycling tired jokey songs about why it sucks to be a popular recording artist." Because he's been that since Make Believe at a minimum.

@bwm210: When Weezer does anything it's an act of desperation now. See: Raditude, silly mustaches, "the punchline is the internet!" videos.

@strideo: Just don't update, you don't even have to unplug the router or anything. Even with the manditory ones, on my system it says an update is required in the top corner, I ignore it for about five weeks, and then I update it when I cut the grass outside.

@ClaudioIphigenia: Yeah, but here in Canada-land they use the old school rectangles for Pepsi, and Coke is the only one who does the long skinnys. Pepsi having a Coke style box just seems wrong, like a horse marrying a ghost.

Pepsi uses the long skinny cases like Coke does in America? That seems wrong somehow.

@Buster Brew: The issue is more that only fleet buyers will get a Sebring. Camrys might be in every Avis lot in the country, but they're also in private hands. Sebrings, not so much.

I wish my office had an inflatable slide. I don't even want to quit, I just want to slide down it.

@Korrupt: Husband. We all know what's down there.

@tayaya: Sorry, it's real. Covini C6 it's called.

Sarah Conner, I hear you have a jailbroken iPhone...