I don’t always get to be proud of my home state, but it’s nice when the chance comes along.

Bannon isn’t that smart. He just looks it because he’s surrounded by complete and utter imbeciles. He’s competent, that’s it, but in this administration, that almost makes him a supervillain.

But didn’t they just put a wrist band on the nano touch, put a new OS on it and call it a watch?

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said “This is the WORST spy movie of all time.”

“I’ve NEVER in my life wished I could undo a purchase so much in my life.”

Unrelated, but holy shit, that lede image. One dude in budget Call of Duty cosplay, a couple of dudes cosplaying the Village People, a handful of grandmas in gas station sunglasses, one dude wearing the safety goggles he stole from work, and one dude nervous his racial superiority protest might make him miss his tee…

Because I love y’all... I will leave y’all with this. You’re welcome!

Fuck this woman. You lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Are we to have sympathy for the latest high-profile victim of belief in a platform founded upon a shameless rejection of any kind of values to begin with?

I’m interested in the mysterious movement of his hairline.

I’m sure your article was very convincing, but I can’t stop staring at what looks like a pencil sketch of Michael Jackson on his arm.

yeah and both are similar in that after the first season they got bad

I love to think that she was put in timeout after the performance.