[irony]Oooohhh... It HAS to be "high art", it's "aleatoric"... [/irony]

@Mr Quacker:

@pixelsnader: You're only about 300,000 bricks short of a full carrier...

One whack with a hammer fixes the virus problem...

@FriarNurgle: No, it won't, Adolph... or you either, Joe...

@The5thElephant: No, the discussion is about gun safety.

@The5thElephant: Nice try. The discussion was about ACCIDENTAL deaths.

@The5thElephant: It is a lot harder to accidentally kill someone with fire. Sure you can burn your house down, but the initial mistake is far more easily rectified than the initial mistake of shooting someone.

@blash:

@The5thElephant: Show me a fire that doesn't destroy anything.

@Brian William Schulz:

@averagej03: As a matter of fact, yes.

@bowei437:

@Synthfilker: You don't, however, see it in the right post because the damn comment system screwed it up.

@cliffthestiff: He's 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles.

@CodeJanitor: "If only they were are lawyers, real lawyers... preferably divorce lawyers... "

It's more impressive when it's real...

@Obieousmaximus: Where do you think he gets the heat to make the steam?

@mricyfire: Still waiting for mine, too... and my business is summer-seasonal. :/

@Ninja_peach: