They did it, guys. They made my Brussels feel like a scary place.
This morning my gym was closed, so I got to work 1 hour early, in sweats & no make-up. Laughed at myself as I changed into work clothes in the back seat and put on make-up. 5-6 firefighter ambulances went by, on the way to the airport, minutes from my…
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Noooooo, that is an asshole move!!
Not too early at all. Personally, I would just go back to bed if I could.
So I landed in Amsterdam at 1045 AM local time today. When we picked up the rental car, the lady asked if we had plans to travel to Brussels or Belgium. We were puzzled. She said “have you heard what’s been happening, everything is shut down so you can’t travel into Belgium.” Well, no plans, no but thanks for the…
I know...it’s just so hard to hold that idea in my head. We are gonna put people on Mars in the next twenty years and yet this shit is happening on a daily basis and we still have slavery and sex trafficking and racism and terrorism and...
This is so fucking tragic. My heart goes out to all. Since it’s so early for such terrible news, cute cat picture:
I hate all of these people you’ve been dating.
I’m 34 and was dumped by a 45 year old for a 21 year old last year. I’ve been on dates with six different dudes, ages 38-57, in the last seven months who told me either on the date or in a follow up that they just really need someone under 30. Against my better judgment, I saw a 48 year old a few time who told me…
That’s what I was thinking! I couldn’t stop myself from immediately imagining a bunch of content little baby bunnies suddenly abandoned in a suburban park, starving to death or being eaten. I feel so sad now. I was expecting a cute squirrel story, instead, bam - bunny death. And I guess that squirrel will probably die…
I will never ever ever understand older dudes who date girls younger than 21. Like, if you’re in your 30s or 40s, and you can’t legally go out to a bar with your gf, SHE IS TOO YOUNG BOO BOO FIND SOMEONE A BIT OLDER.
Girl we fund muslim terrorists. Did no one tell you we used to give money and guns to the Taliban? Cause that was a real thing we did.
BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!
on spring break my senior year, i had two cranberry and vodkas before becoming completely incapacitated. my ex had to literally carry me the mile and a half back to our hotel (he’s 5'7" and i am 5'11", i think he ended up dragging me). he claims i was completely unable to string together coherent words, and i could…
The “getting drunk” was what I was objecting to. Not the alcohol reference.
If you want kids, have kids. You cannot possibly be Mother of the Year for every single aspect of parenthood and you have no idea how you will react physically and mentally after you have a baby—or how that baby will react physically and mentally to all of your grand plans.
This comment thread is a microcosm of the…
Goddamned dino-nuggets. And he always SAYS they’re the only thing he’ll eat, then he won’t even eat those, so I have to make him mac and cheese and then MY dinner is cold dino-nuggets.
If I needed to do it I absolutely could. I just don’t have a beer and take a drive tho, but if something happens and I had to I would. Because I could drive on one beer..
Wow, not even Padma Lakshmi is immune to marrying a selfish asshole.