I strongly suspect she knows a bit more than you do.

Spade is a derogatory term for a black person. It’s a bit old-timey, so it falls under the radar when people use it sometimes. This person was being a racist dumbshit.

I’m lucky enough that I’ve never had a nurse “editorialize” my weight! That must’ve been worth a good chuckle. ^^

It always perplexed me why people think it’s better to have the blood of someone’s life on your hands rather than your own on theirs. I think I’d sooner risk a fight with someone wielding a knife than shoot him outright; perhaps we’ll both escape with our lives and neither of us will have to be guilt-ridden for the…

Yeah, if the whole reason you’re there is to prevent a death, and you instead cause it, that’s almost beyond failure.

Have you tried just turning your cashews off and then on again?

omg I googled and this

This one time I ate a slice of pizza that had fallen behind my tv.

I suggest you have a nice, relaxing glass of Harglefloxin and then light up a little Obamawort incense and then make yourself an artisinal bronze bowl of wombadulamatazingo.

The fact that this bitch gets anything done before her kid wakes up makes me call bullshit.

please tell me that what i read is a scifi??

Literally not one interesting or important thing has ever happened, historically, before 11.30 AM. Stay the fuck in bed, people.

I will never understand how guys have such a skewed perception of what women weigh, never. Are our insides supposed to be made of marshmallows or something?

I bet 5'7" is the max height because any taller and they might be taller than one guy there. And we all know that women taller than men are monsters.

Yes. Here he is with her:

Members of her community have threatened and ostracized her for reporting her husband to the police. The husband who paid someone to have her murdered. They are more upset with her for reporting him for attempted murder than him for attempting to murder her.

Let me explain it to you: WOMEN don’t get paid for their work. Examples: cooking, cleaning, child care, or tip jobs that pay no base and they have to smile, look cute, and serve to be paid. People are upset because HRC makes big bucks at speaking engagements just like men do. They are upset because subconsciously they…

Last night I was worried Bernie wouldn’t break out of his talking points and bits from his stump speech. Once he did things went much better. They were both engaged, focused and managed to cut their opponent on key points of policy that matter.

I hope though we can move past who voted how for the Iraq war though. I’m…

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

Are you fucking kidding me? Please do society a favor and educate yourself on what a feminist is. The actual meaning, not just what all the MRA’s claim it is and then get back to us.