They might slap. I honestly couldn’t tell you, as I haven’t a clue what the fuck that statement means. They could also crackle and pop, for all I know. Would this be good or bad? Who knows. Who cares!

This car did not slap. My girlfriend at the time had one and it had a weak engine, a terrible shifter, poor handling and poor build quality. Let’s clear up the sporty 4-bangers of the era here:

I already disliked the twitch scene and could never wrap my head around the fun of watching games versus playing them. I felt bad that I couldn’t get it while so many of my friends seem to like it. I don’t feel bad anymore. Fuck Twitch, fuck this streamer, fuck anyone who watches him.

Need a layer of dirt on my hood.  I hate it when a shiny hood reflects the sun into my eyes.

Same. The first boss bodied me about 15 times in a row. God damn old man hands.

Who are these magical people beating Bosses without breaking a sweat??? I’ve died multiple times to each boss thus far. O_o Are they just grinding till they are so over leveled or something?? I really don’t get it.

The wall will have served its purpose by then. It’s not really a wall -- it’s an elaborate con job designed to separate rubes from their dollars. And it worked. It always, always works with these MAGA imbeciles. 

Don’t kid yourself; your plan isn’t original. According to the article, some $15 million out of the $23 million collected remains “unspent.” Some assholes just got rich by conning other assholes. And the assholes who got conned are probably reaching into their wallets right now to send more money.

The idiots gave away their money for nothing

I’m okay with that

Done with a marker/felt tip, large block letters, individualized/completely fucked spelling, very broad thesis points with no supporting facts to trip over . . .

So Trump has had dementia his entire life? I’m not buying that. I’ll stick with the possibility that he is just a fucking idiot.

She’s wearing her Rosie the Ribeater outfit.

It doesn’t explain why she cosplays as some grandmother’s couch.

I’m convinced her wardrobe person hates her as much as I do, maybe more.

Receipt:

Every photo of Meghan McCain makes a lot more sense if you imagine she is letting out a pent-up fart.

By permanent revolution he means progression, and we’re all continuously scratching our heads about why this could possibly be seen as a negative

Yes, the white, European exception.

by the time Star Citizen is officially released we’ll all just be in our own real spaceships.