@Haneyg: Holy fuck, thanks for the clarification.

350 million was a typo, right?

So, Walts cryogenically frozen body would preserve his brain full of anti-semitism for future generations to benefit from?

The Chinese Government blinked first, hahhaha.

I'd reckon that the only reason we are so aware of the Apple defects is because of how well known and scrutinized the product is.

@rhoderickj: nah, you're just mad.

@rhoderickj @bugwump: Seriously? SERIOUSLY? You give me shit for using the word drone, when you douchebags didn't even read the entire comment?

You've done it now...I'm hard as a rock.

I have no idea why people are surprised. ATT is well known to have archaic and substandard infrastructure.

@Zaos: Well, I suppose its too early to tell at this point. I should hold judgement till I see how the season finishes.

@Alchemistmerlin: DAMN IT! I knew it, somehow....I always knew.

Dear Futurama writing staff,

Would an approved applicant be able to have his/her nipples molded and broadcast to the entire world too?

Ha, I didn't see the dicks right away. Funny now that I do.

@Odin: This is money!

@Syntaxatron: Just to clarify, I'm all about the Black Eyed Peas documentary. I'm not a fan of the 3D documentary aspect, thats too Disney pop star for me.

@CaptainSnarky: HAHAHA, damn man, that is hilarious.

Hmm, you know; I've seen a great deal of evidence supporting the faulty antenna.

I was sad to find that there wasn't a "JUST KIDDING" caption at the end of the article.

This is just the beginning of many reports that prove the "3D" TV is just a fad.