@D0GG: No, I did see the timestamp. It's not unknown that Jobs is an anal retentive control freak.

@TurdInThePunchBowl: Haha, these weren't something people took all at once. My coach didn't tell me anything because he thought it would be funny.

I'm not a fan of soccer. I'm very glad that I haven't followed the games closely, with calls such as the mentioned being made.

Great article.

Wherever his penis is, I bet its covered in glittering GOLD!!

I watch this show only because my wife loves it.

ATT + Apple + You being raped = Victory

This is nothing. I went to Thailand to train for a month.

The Ipad was infected by a virus from internet porn.

@Weatherwax: Yes

I'm definitely in the minority here, but, I wouldn't "tap" that.

@omgwtflolbbqbye: HAHAHA, perfect! And every issue is a variation of one of these story concepts.

@tracdoor: Well....can't edit now. :(

Please tell me this is a very complex joke? Its not? Fuck...

In reference to this story...Trolls Win

HAHAHAHA, Love the 4Chan meme.

@D0rk: Loved this show. Makes me sad that they rarely ever show re-runs.

Theres only one thing I'd want to do in a Co-Op Lara Croft game....and it involves solving puzzles and running from one eyed monsters.

Comic Con has been declining over the past 10 years. Last year, 2009, was the worst year yet.

Is the underlying text to this article saying, "And 700,000 people feel disenfranchised about their purchase?"