This looks awful. RIM. Please. Stop.

"If Gaga and Steve Jobs appeared on stage together, the combined reality distortion would be so great that I'm not sure our planet would ever recover."

@thexpert : casts lightning bolt!: VERY niiiice.

@afrocoolbeans: WE WILL HAVE SEX IN YOUR CAR AGAIN! ITS GONNA HAPPEN!

@Cianalas: AUSTIN TX BABY! Whoo! 3 of those scenes were filmed on my dad's ranch. BOOM BABY!

its brass. it'll get too hott after a couple mins. lol.

@Orionsaint: :24 seconds. lol. Something about a kid free falling in a wheelchair, and startling an alien creature, makes me smile.

Alligators in the sewers....

@aek8: Man, thats some crafty shit :)

@Lupus_Yonderboy: HAHHAHAHAA stop saying funny things. im at a funeral. shh.

@Nick: Hi Nick...

@FriarNurgle: Amen

AUSTIN TX BABY!

Humzilla is still the greatest limo, EVAR!

@Kike Burns: My penis died.

@Kike Burns: WIN?

I am prolly one a minority in this instance, BUT I LOVED 'JUMPER'.

hahhahaha awesome.

@Dapke36: thanks for the info. i actually enjoyed reading it :)

@anoteoftruth: 55k a year more or less. For a single guy, thats plenty—and most modern families are 2 income(incase he's not single). So i'd like to think either way he's doing pretty good. By the way, this is his first year driving a truck, seasoned drivers easily make 70k. but he says he doing good. he's single, and…