this will result in more junk mail surveys, lol.

The straw helps you get drunk faster!

@my name is jonas: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thank you for this :)

@Facebook: At midnight. Usually during a full moon.

Magical

INCEPCION was better. :)

@davidgreen360: this was the best one IMO

Wait a minute! I got a plan see! We take these monsters, right? We start a haunted house, yeah. Yeah, you feelin' me? We invite everyone to the haunted house and they come thinkin' it's gonna be all scary and shit, but in fact the house is also for sale cause it's a Condo, get it? Like in Hilton Head and people are…

@ding-dang: I really miss Billy. I cried when I heard he passed on.

@Sir Gibler: watch the original. its still pretty cool.

Wacom Bamboo Touch? Doesnt exist, everyone knows that every good, and original idea starts at Apple. :P

FINALLY!

@Qsmits: USB. lol.

Playing it safe.

@Qsmits: Apple likes to adopt tech standards, 2-3 years behind everyone else, once its been shown to be stable.

@Franklin Harris: Canada is America'a hat. :)

Ryan Reynolds has been America'a sweetheart for a while now. Somebody should inform George Clooney. :)

Designed by men. lol.

OOOOOO Giz should let us play bingo for this.

@Laertus: but after all that deep sea exploring BS he did, he would prolly make a kick ass AQM movie.