THE SIGN SAYS 55, SO I’M DRIVING 55, JUST LIKE THE SEMI TRUCK NEXT TO ME IN THE RIGHT LANE.

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My neighbor:

You need to have that as a sticker across the top of your windshield.

That is the best thing I have ever heard about Utah. I am indifferent to Mormons and salt is becoming deadly to me. 

It’s the ‘congratulations’ that makes it art for me

While I appreciate that you’re looking for a more charitable interpretation, the fact that it’s an ‘attempt’ to obey the speed limit unfortunately leads me to believe that’s not the case.

Yup, In Utah if you don’t yield to faster moving traffic REGARDLESS of speed limit its a primary offense.  They were doing a big pullover sting last year to help people understand the law.  

I don’t think adding a comma and a contraction counts as flipping anything around. Your statement is functionally identical to Maxxuman's. Were you trying to say something else?

better hurry before both of the guys on your server quit.

If you point out their error to them, they will be incredible.

Oh shit. He figured us out. 

Sounds like Tommy Lehren or Tomi, or Tomigochi, Thumblina whatever her name is. 

This motherfucker has absolutely started road rage incidents by sitting in the left lane at exactly 55. 

A few weeks back I passed a tractor trailer in Florida that had large letters on the back saying “If I just passed you on the right you are an asshole.” It’d be cool if he passed this guy.

The worst part is that you know this person hangs out in the passing lane, despite that fact that it’s just as much against the law as speeding...

Beeeeeyotcccccch!

It is also illegal in many/most cases to fail to yield right to faster-moving traffic, regardless of the speed limit. (As of course all good Jalops know.) RECHTSFAHREN!

There are millions of people playing the game all the time!!!! Tons of people love it!!! All the reviews and negative opinions are just Fake News by people who haven’t played the game. 

Surely this will save the game.