if you bring a box of rainbow nerds. i’m a lady; i deserve to be courted.

Back when Shiloh was 4, a friend of mine was staying in the same hotel as them. He was in the pool with his 4 year old daughter and Shiloh started playing with her. My friend didn’t know the Jolie/Pitt family was there and didn’t know who Shiloh was. He kept looking around for her parents (er, “his” parents because my…

Here’s a bonus just because it’s Tuesday.

Will it be better or worse than Prometheus though?

hibernation pod

Bobby, you are sadly not getting why this movie is awesome and will make a kazillion-billion dollars.

it’s just so crazy how FAST this is happening. to leave your partner of 10 years, who you share six kids with, on thursday, and file for divorce on monday?!? like it was so bad she didnt want to try counseling while separated?

Somewhere a childless (by choice or not, ain’t nobodies busniess) Jen Aniston sleeps till 9:30, gets a massage and is enjoying a HOT coffee in her 2 million thread bathrobe from the GOOP site when she glances down to her iPhone 7 to a text from her BFF Courtney filing her in on the details. Jen calls to the help to…

I have a feeling this has something to do with a parenting issue that only comes up with teens (just because of the timing...anything else would have surely been noticed sooner???). Something like drinking/smoking with the kid, lack of supervision with something, etc.

My colleagues and I are discussing this like any other national crisis--our current theory? Parenting dispute = Conflict over respecting a child’s gender identity.

Or at next year’s Oscars, if he’s presenting, and they’ll cut to Jen and Justin laughing politely at his jokes.

I’m hoping for Juliette Lewis.

By the Sea was their Gigli.

I heard he would bond with one child, and then after the kid was really comfy and happy, he’d abandon that kid for a different kid.

Rita and Tom are still together! We still have Goldie and Kurt as well.

Do you work for Star? You do now!

Six kids in and she realizes she’s not cool with how he parents? Whatever. I was “Team Jen” and I suppose that was the long game. I hope the tabs hit us with years of “Lonely Brad” even if he has one hottie after another and takes fabulous vacations ala Jen Aniston, the woman who has figured out how to work just hard…

Weirdly, no one ever divorces for irreconcilable similarities.

That’s just great. Now we’ll be inundated with “Brad Pitt gets back together with Jennifer Aniston” headlines for the next 20 years.