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yeah but:

After learning about Martin Shkreli’s hate-on for Chris Evans, I don’t think it’s humanly possible for me to be any further Team Cap.

I love this tweet.

I enjoy when people use technology to inform us that they are giving up technology.

Dear Olivia Wilde: fucking tell me about it. If I weren’t such a nice person I’d start assaulting people with my belly just to get them to let me sit down on occasion. (As is, I’m just gonna stay on this bike for as long as I can...)

How would this have been a case of Cinemark “bilking” the plaintiffs? What does Cinemark need to apologize for?

you guys need to apologize somehow to avoid fallout.

No, he’s going to veto a bill that would open up the US to all kinds of foreign lawsuits.

Whose hailing this as a triumph? By Colorado law Cinemark had the right to recoup costs in a litigation case that the plantiffs lost. They didn’t want to keep having to pay for appeals and agreed to not pursue the claim if the plaintiffs agreed to no further appeals. Oh as for ‘next time we might not be so generous so

As unpopular as we might be, I also hate the idea of a place being held responsible for an outsider’s actions. Now, if Holmes was an employee there and had a history of threatening customers, sure, sue to your heart’s content.

Defendants’ goal has always been to resolve this matter fully and completely without an award of costs of any kind to any party

So they found the HMS Terror in Terror Bay? Not exactly Indiana Jones.

I read it as the ship was commissioned 203 years ago, but the wreck happened 168 years ago, and the ship had 35 years of sailing before it was lost.

Somehow, I get the feeling that this is how Univision sees the Gawker family.

Pro tip: When they say a new OS version is coming, be sure to set aside time the day before to run all of your updates. It’s your last chance to avoid Ashley’s fate!

I saw Mad Max: Fury Road at almost midnight on a Sunday, which was fine, except I walked out of the theater more pumped than I’ve ever been in my life to run through walls and fight and shit, and it was 2 a.m. on a Monday and the streets were abandoned and I had to go home and go to sleep.

I’m surprised how many commenters who apparently read gawker media posts don’t understand why the deletion of such articles would matter.

They say things happen in 3s. In this case RGIII separating from the Redskins, his wife and now his shoulder.

[breaks into cold sweat]