Pro tip: When they say a new OS version is coming, be sure to set aside time the day before to run all of your updates. It’s your last chance to avoid Ashley’s fate!
I saw Mad Max: Fury Road at almost midnight on a Sunday, which was fine, except I walked out of the theater more pumped than I’ve ever been in my life to run through walls and fight and shit, and it was 2 a.m. on a Monday and the streets were abandoned and I had to go home and go to sleep.
They say things happen in 3s. In this case RGIII separating from the Redskins, his wife and now his shoulder.
[breaks into cold sweat]
I hadn’t noticed that, but it’s nice to finally have something to mock the Browns over.
I can’t wait to see what draft picks the Patriots get from the Browns when Belichick sells high on Garoppolo in week 5.
Roethlisberger. He was hit by a car while motorcycling and more or less walked away.
Favre?
I actually expand my limited medical knowledge from reading articles about him and that is no joke. I didn’t know that there was a coracoid bone, but now I do so someday I will drop that knowledge on a date and she won’t be really that impressed.
So which QB is Bruce Willis?
I know it’s still way too early (and the Eagles were playing the Browns), but it would be the Brownsiest thing ever if the Browns made the smart move in trading away the second pick for a ton of future picks only to have that second pick (Carson Wentz) turn into a franchise quarterback.
The team name down the pant leg looks stupid. That is all.
A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs.
As a fat person, I would really like to see decent basics. A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs. Jeans that aren’t jeggins- or “mom jeans”. Tee shirts and cardigans that aren’t priced 3 times as much as the skinny version (ahem-Old Navy) Just plain, well tailored clothes. Jesus, is…
I’ll say what I essentially said a few days back: if you are upset with what Colin Kaepernick is doing, but you’re OK with what Donald Trump stands for, then maybe #YouAreTheFuckingProblem.
The gesture said nothing of significance. They didn’t pick a side on police brutality and racism. The Seahawks remained neutral, which is a lot like saying nothing at all.