Which one’s the pizza?

I’m still sad Lord&Taylor didn’t catch on.

I’m wondering how long until Russell’s new divorce.

So....how long until Katy Perry announces her engagement now that Russell is engaged?

I like Swiffidle

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I love you thank you for doing this this is making my life worth living right now.

I’m in Rome too right now! Tom and Taylor looked so cute at this authentic pizza place we were at. I know it’s an invasion of privacy...but I snapped a quick pic of Taylor! It’s crazy how REAL they are-just like us. And guys...so in love. Look at Taylor’s smile : )

“never felt this way before”

Bloggers, in cars, making complaints

This is the best headline in Jalopnik history. Please tell me it was copy and pasted directly from an email subject line or a document title.

I think you’re missing the joke.

Holy crap. Due to this bizaro cross over review, I can now reply directly to HamNo without being rendered forever grey.

I feel like “HamNo and Torch Insult New Cars” could be a regular feature.

Ikea? Girlfriend? Drivers license? Has a extra dollar?

This is the big Lexus review I would write if I had talent or a sense of humor. Useful driving begins ~50 miles outside NYC.

This is beautiful Kinja.

After reading this, I am convinced HamNo is actually a bizzarroworld version of Jeremy Clarkson. This sentence, in particular, gave me a positively Clarksonian chill:

If I wanted to deal with computers I would have been a computer technician rather than an auto enthusiast.

A mini-review: