I don't know a lot about him but I get the feeling Khan is the English Obama: sensible, reassuring and most likely loathed by conservatives.

That would explain him going back on his words, forgetting things he’s said and so many other issues he has had.

This is how I go up a latter...

I like to constantly remind my small children that Africa is not a country. Sometimes just out the blue. Hey, kids! Africa is a continent. Remember that.

All it takes is one fad diet and the cookie stocks could plummet. Consider investing in cats. They’re assholes, but they’re not going anywhere, even if we wanted them to.

For a while I was on the fence but now, sigh. She is dumber than a skunk with its head trapped in a yogurt container.

Heh

Describing a country or countries as a continent, believing you need to wear certain kinds of jewelry...

Debra - sssshhhh. just sssshhhh.

This has gone too far. Donald Trump has tainted the ONE VIABLE PLACE OF ESCAPE for me. GTFO OF SCOTLAND, DONALD.

Boy, if *that’s* not a lesson in “Be careful what you wish for...”

And her long-time assistant, Felicia Culotta, says that just before Spears takes the stage, “her sons get sad” and say, “No, please don’t make her be Britney Spears right now.”

The correct answer is crowbar. A zombies head isn’t a log and doesn’t require much force or a sharp point to destroy. The rounded end of a crowbar bar will do the trick nicely. Also, it’s not as likely to get stuck and it’s useful for a lot of other applications.

We have done the impossible: found an automotive reporter more disliked than Chris Evans.

And yet he never got offered the Top Gear gig!

You’re lucky you’re a cute Canadian girl! As an extremely mediocre looking American man, I got pulled over in Santa Cruz at which point they saw the hatchet in my car and straight up arrested me because the blade was longer than 3 inches. Luckily all I had to do was show up to court so they could tell me to read up on…

There is an ax under the driver seat of my car. Actually it’s probably more of a hatchet. It’s been there for about a year since last summer when I went on a camping trip and chucked it in there to keep it out of the rain. I keep forgetting that it’s there until those times I come to an abrupt stop and it slides out…

I always worry that it would get stuck in said zombie's head, so I think I would have to go with a blunt object. It seems obvious, but I really think an aluminum bat would be perfect.

A close combat weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse? Rookie mistake.