My wife is high maintenance, but very reliable. I just need to remember she runs hot.

Great story, save for the whole part about taking $ from Jerry Falwell.

Pastor Maldonado never fails to stop for fuel in his rental car.

is that an order of operations
1. boner
2. boning
3. preggers
4. baby

You’re lucky. I bought 4mb for $400 in days of yore... sigh.

Understeer: you see the bystanders you mow over

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

The Driver was distracted by Kinja’s Infinite Scroll and the 450 clicks it takes to read the comments

Gonna have to take the wife’s van to work now.....

This man is doing the Lord’s work

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”

In the late 90's I watched a decent amount of races. From 2001-2016 I missed exactly 3 races live due to emergencies, which I then watched later. And I watched the vast majority of the truck and bush/nationwide series races. I’ve watched 3 races this season. I just can’t anymore. The constant rules changes... this…

Both look beige to me.

Kathy Ireland, man.

Kids these days don’t know what it’s like to have to work for it. THAT WAS OUR PORN UP THERE, MILLENNIALS

Relevant: Donald Trump or Raw Chicken?

“Black. Also apparently orange.” -Fernando Alonso