Are these the stores that have security guards in them?  Because that's not too crazy.  Someone stole a Van Gogh 

Because like toilet seats and door handles, there are some things that you shouldn’t have to tell people not to lick.

I don’t think people who partake are bad, overly-weird, need to be shunned, nor do they need to have their preferences banned. Consenting adult can do whatever in the fuck they want.

It isn’t what I thought it was though!!! I thought it would be a fleshlight-type thing that was large enough to accommodate a foot for a footing-top’s pleasure (though I think the average fleshlight outside of it’s jacket/holder could probably stretch over someone’s foot - I think I’ve seen someone put their whole…

> The vajankle is exactly what you would think it is.

I never thought about that...

“Rectal Prolapse” is the medical term.

A friend from college had his entire asshole fall out during his friend’s wedding after taking three dicks at once earlier that week.

That’s nice, I am still not doing it to anyone. 

Oh god when this quarantine phase of humanity will get over, because we’re all already going mad. This article is a proof.

This reminds me way too much of the rosebud article. I still haven’t recovered from that.

Was this article just an excuse to be an exhibitionist regarding your sex life?

I really want Britney to disappear and like live in a fishing village as the local florist or something. She needs to be around nature and animals and never wear shoes and live a truly peaceful existence.

The fact that his primary parent is K-Fed (will never not call him that) shows what is being instilled into these kids. 

The fact that the kid said she shouldn’t quit performing because she makes bank is also incredibly sad.  Britney has long been the family ATM - I wish they showed her more respect.

Jayden also said he thinks his grandfather should just go die (which: yikes, considering Jamie’s recent health issues) and that he told his mother she shouldn’t quit performing because she “makes bank”.

I don’t think it means the kid is a raging homophobe, but it is homophobic. If the middle school white kid is calling people nigga or if a middle school boy is putting down his friend by saying he throws like a girl or cries like a girl, those kids can say they aren’t racist or they don’t hate girls, but they are…

He’s 13. I’m actually gay and I also used to say “fucking gay” as an insult when i was that age. Most people just grow out of it.

It’s unfortunate, but you’re right. I have two teenagers and although it doesn’t happen that much, I will, every so often, overhear one of their friends say it, or see it on a friend’s social media. When I was in elementary and middle school (late 70's and 80's) we would say it, and to us, it only meant uncool. I had…

You are describing homophobia.