Why exactly is a Patreon necessary for this exercise of civic duty?

Relationships are work, though. Not all work is paid, nor does it necessarily make sense to change that. But they are work, and they do involve labor. Being there for someone to rant to, providing them emotional support and/or advise, scheduling future get-togethers, figuring out how to communicate with different…

In January, my dad will be one year into his cancer diagnosis. He recently had a stem cell transplant, and for roughly 100 days afterward (depending on biomarkers), he can’t be around the grandkids, and this has been the hardest part on everyone. My mom has told me has cried about not seeing them, and I know for sure…

Great job Zuckerberg! Life saving medicine is banned & political hate & lies are OK.

I’d say 35% Dick, 63% tongue, and 2% brain. I think a lot of women can put up with a lot of stupid, if you’re cumming 3 times a day.

A good dick is only half the equation. Maybe even one-third. Maybe even less.

I thought the point of that movie was that EVERYONE in high school is kind of terrible?? I was definitely frenemies with a Janis Ian “outsider” type when I was a teenager, so her character was a little too real for me. 

Janis Ian was more insidious than the others. But this also came after years of seeing and experiencing shit from the Plastics. And it was pretty exclusively aimed at them. She saw an opportunity when the naive new hot girl started and took it. 

Yes, but only because LL was already having a hugely successful career, and she pissed it all away.

If it makes you feel any better, that condo is probably worth $750k now, so everyone got screwed. 

I am friendly with someone who is friends with Carly for a number of decades. From what I am told and have seen, she comes across as a wonderful, intelligent person with a great sense of humor, but like me with a tendency to want to think only the best about those around us. This anecdote, true or not, doesn’t…

I’ve...had this friend? I’m so embarrassed now that we were ever “friends.”

I thought the same thing! Like, there was no one she could ask about the going rate for a celebrity children’s book? 

I believe when people say “Adderall-fueled” they mean people who don’t take it as prescribed. For those who don’t know (though I suspect you’re aware since it was prescribed to you), Adderall works as a stimulant for folks without ADHD.

But also, “Adderall-fueled” doesn’t fit at all. It feels about a decade-and-a-half older than the other buzzwords.

Nope. She’s been at this Supercuts for 12 years and was made manager several years ago. Her and I have talked about this once or twice over the last 12 years and she ain’t going nowhere - she’s bawdy, hilarious, and likes the low-maintenance vibe. She would wither and die in at a schmancy salon.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if your stylist is good, she’ll probably get snatched up by a better and more expensive salon eventually. My stylist used to work at a mid-range place for years, then a very fancy salon got her. I followed her there and she lets me pay the old prices. But I also know the other…

With all the competition in bigger cities like the one I reside in, you can easily find a very good stylist at a place like Supercuts. I’m not ashamed to say I’ve been going to the same stylist at a Supercuts from two neighborhoods ago for the last 12 years or so. She’s amazing, she’s hilarious, and because it’s so…

Today is Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness Day, which is an excellent reminder that you never know what a woman has been through and what feelings you might be bringing up when you ask if she’s pregnant. Keep your thoughts to yourself, Anna!

Somehow I think the biggest thing this might achieve is driving up the price of vintage and fake fur 🙄