Dude, that is some serious hardship. Look how far the tennis court is from the house! Can you imagine walking that? He probably had to flag down the groundskeeper and hitch a ride on the Gator.

He sings “I’m not straight out of Compton, I’m straight out the trailer” but if that’s what trailer parks look like where he’s from, then I don’t even want to see what actual houses look like.

I’m from a town close to where he grew up. My ex went to high school with him and said Kid Rock was from one of the wealthier/posh families and just invented this persona as a teenager when he got obsessed with the idea of being a musician. He would drive the really nice car his parents got for him around to where…

Dont forget his whole “im from the mean streets of Detroit” persona either! Maybe this guy didnt want to follow in his fathers footsteps but hes always acted like he had a much different upbringing than he did. Hes basically my generations Ted Nugent minus the fanaticism about hunting

40% of party registered voters in the US are Democrats, only 25% are Republican. Its becoming increasingly difficult for them to keep up the pretense that their either the ‘silent majority’ or the ‘moral majority’. Because they’re certainly not moral, they’re certainly not the majority, and unfortunately for the rest…

Yes- it’s terrible! My best friend is super thin right now from chemo and people are complimenting her. Like, really?! I mean, she’s stunningly gorgeous no matter what, but to pick that out (you must be so happy to lose weight!) is so tone deaf, and ridiculous.

When my sister was barely eating, there were times I’d managed to get something in her system. Her blood sugar would drop and she’d be terrorizing everyone who shared her DNA.

There are sooooo many weddings where you want to take the bride aside and demand she not marry this weiner and to instead bless this nice, groomed, healthy adult you’ve got picked out for her, but instead people are just quietly laying bets on the over/under for divorce within eight months.

I detest how society basically is a-ok with men going around looking as if they only have a vague understanding of basic hygiene but if a woman doesn’t wear makeup she’s a disgusting slob.

It’s about the photos.

Mine was:
Step 1: Buy a dress that fits
Step 2: Have the dress taken out after stress-eating so much while wedding planning
Step 3: Have a super-fun time at my wedding!

If that’s truly the case, then how come everyone else (guests, clergy, caterer, photographer, videographer, etc.) manages to show up not looking like shit either?

LMAO an Olympian doesn’t have an athletic body. Do people even hear themselves talk?

Do you remember that “fat” Australian Olympic swimmer? A bunch of shit heads “debated” whether she was “healthy” enough to compete because she didn’t have an “athletic” body.

The two biggest wedding calamities I experienced in 5 summers of working weddings:

Seriously. I went to a wedding recently and the bride had been working her ass off to fit into a full length bridal gown. She looked absolutely beautiful. Groom wore trousers, shirt untucked, and speed dealer sunnies through the whole ceremony. It was outside, but come on. She looked like a vision and he looked like a…

I used to work in a catering service so I’ve been to 200+ weddings.

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Ugh. I feel so many mixed feelings about this. Netflix 100% duped these people and they should be held accountable for that. But I also believe that many of these people have been duped by “medical professionals” who hock them alternative diagnoses and therapies for the symptoms they experience. I think a sincere…

It’s really frustrating to be the person across from the sufferer. It’s like they try ever more objectively strange and restrictive ways to avoid what ails them or cure their condition, and it ends up really affecting the relationship you can have. It sucks when you try to help and can’t because they can’t/won’t accept…