I did not know It had a specific name because I likes my toast with butter and honey.

Pretty sure "Ted" is not long for this world.

LOL!!!!!!!!! I cannot, CANNOT, believe this?!?! Is it like a bar, a chain restaurant, or what? A small, or larger town? I'm trying to picture this as best I can, it's just too funny.

Toothsome Twosome to Wed, Reproduce Some.

Picture it pussycat: rural Connecticut, 1997. The local teen center was holding a punk show. I wore my coolest outfit—black Jncos and a Pink Floyd t-shirt with Doc Martens. Monsieur was wearing a black trenchcoat. I went up to him and told him I was going to flirt with him. He said okay, so I did.

Can we take a moment to focus on how awesome the Vice-Chair of the Tribunal who wrote the judgement for his case, Mary Truemner is?

You know what I found refreshing? Someone using God as a reason to be kind rather than a reason to be hateful.

She's more like 4th string.

I'd pull a Princess Margaret and wear one in the bath.

Also: I didn't know much about Bruno Mars before this, and halftime was right around the time the brownies started kicking in, so I spent the entire performance clutching my chest and yelling "I'M JUST SO PROUD OF HIM. HE IS DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB. THIS IS GREAT." while the bar's security guy rocked out beside me.

Calculonnnnnn!

That's my mantra too...It will end one day....(School etc anyway...)

Haha, I know what you mean about not retaining important stuff in order to make room for HP trivia. I'm studying for the bar exam in late february, and I'm sure on the essay section I'll write something like "I can't tell you anything about mortgages, but please let me tell you about the amazing life of Neville…

Anyone else working on a degree part-time while working full-time? It's exhausting.

Dear Powers that Be at Jezebel:

Word. I've worked as a waitress a few times. There are moments when grown adults behaved in such a vile and ruthless way toward me that I still want to curl up and cry when I think about them. It's been years now, and I still feel small and dumb and angry when I think of those moments and those people.

One of them was…

I work with university students, I ask them if I can help them and they ignore me while their face is buried in their phone. I finally started asking them once and then going on to the next person waiting. It usually takes the nose-buried kids about 5 minutes before they realize that they have been by-passed. If I…

I just want to say I love this entire comment thread.

You open the fridge and can't find the butter. You know the butter is in the fridge. Do you:

I don't have anything major to discuss... but please allow me the opportunity to state that I just made the best. roast. chicken. I've. EVER. made. I stuffed slivered black truffles and thyme under the skin. I rendered the chicken fat I cut off the cavity mouth and used that to baste the chicken.

All right... Who's watching flowers in the attic with me? #badgrandma!