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Sylvestre Matuschka
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The impeachment was the second dumbest thing of '98, after Godzilla

The use of different quotations marks was a nice touch though.

He'll spend the night tweeting from the Wolf's Lair.

You must be very special.

I didn't comment one way or the other on the article, just on you. Your second line here is especially humorous considering the high value you put on your self-congratulatory posts. Tell us more about how special you are compared to us peasants, Jeff.

Everybody Shits is the best R.E.M. song.

The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all I need.

How do you pat your own back like that without breaking an arm?

Now I'm craving Fudgie the Whale.

We keep spelling "cuck" wrong.

Says the guy with Alex Jones cock in his mouth….

The same "brave people" that are afraid of people taking their jobs, their women, and their NASCAR plate collection? The same "brave people" that are upset over coffee cups, Broadway plays, SNL, and beer ads?

I was recently reading a book about the history of nuclear weapons and various accidents with them (Command and Control: Nuclear Weapons, the Damascus Accident, and the Illusion of Safety by Eric Schlosser) and he goes into the drug use in the Navy during the 70's, mentioning that it was so prevalent that the USS

That comment makes Adam Sandler seem like a Mensa member.

"you are believing your side's own propaganda, which creates an echo
chamber. I don't care, mind you, but its dangerous to start believing
in your own spin"

This is from the credits to Kong:Skull Island…

Looks like a reboot of Fame.

The only good version of Robin Hood featured Daffy Duck.

And you're more of a Woody than a Buzz.

A hood and an affinity for the number 88.