I disagree. What’s stupid about the movie is not Darth Varder’s tortured humanity or the Ewoks.

Jesus Christ, that’s even worse than a Cars for Kids commercial.

After looking into the source of the noise, an NFL spokesperson said the Pittsburgh fans were actually in a restaurant across the street from the stadium, reading menu prices.

“See, now here’s a high character guy who is going to be great.”

Stop trying to make Deadcast happen

Promo Code: IMPOSSIBLE

The most shocking revelation in this story: there are enough people playing daily fantasy hockey for someone to win $50k.

story was broken by Jeff Ermann http://maryland.247sports.com/Article/BREAKI…

Hey! This just brightened my day a little bit! Randy Edsall is pure trash.

I hope the Terps dump him as ceremoniously as he dumped UConn by not showing up to the plane on the way back from the Fiesta Bowl. However they get rid of him, it won’t be half as bad as what he did to those kids.

You know who’s not stupid? The guy with an umbrella when it rains.

“You don’t get to touch my boss.” This man is getting a raise. A $0.35/hr raise.

“All I wanted was some Mac & Cheese” - Shabazz Napier

“This is getting posted somewhere, and you’re gonna look like a fuckin’ tool”

Just play a game of Madden online then

Is going after the World Leader only a Deadspin thing? You guys scared now that Bill is encroaching on your territory?

The moment you realize a Taco Bell stop before the game was a bad idea.

This is like a zombie invasion. I thought I was safe on commercial free NFLRedZone, but guess who sponsors it? THEY GOT YOU TOO, SCOTT HANSON

I fucking love that Justine Sacco is Fan Duel’s director of communications. How perfect.