“You see, FIRED stands for Fiercely and Intensely Searching for Employment Decisions...”

Let’s all remember that the NFL is a billion dollar operation. Their public relations smells something like some toddlers throwing fingerpaint at the wall.

Next up, Warren Sapp lectured the rookie class on how inflation eats away at purchasing power. Namely, $600 doesn't buy what you think it does nowadays.

Warren Sapp clearly was not listening closely.

You probably shouldn’t make any promises until the Minnesota State Fair ends on 9/7.

It took 17 years, but Ryan has finally been surpassed as the most disappointing Leaf to come from a WSU.

So that’s the key to getting result with an assault case on a campus. Be male!

All that without a 3. That was incredible!

holy guacamole!

So they won the national title in 2006 and 2008. Here is why they didn’t win it in 2007 even though they definitely should have:

As a current Minnesotan transplanted from another state, I have a few theories:

Mayor Stern: [makes proposal to City Council]

My friends want me to run for mayor, too.

[bounces]

Your generosity is jaw-dropping.

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

When keepin it real goes wrong...

If we had the technology we would DEFINITELY do a holographic reenactment.

Love how Deadspin is giving this story the CNN treatment this afternoon. I expect Magary to be walking us through a holographic reenactment within the hour.

James Franklin seems like a pretty good dude, actually.