To all my fellow Californians, I truly apologize. Every time I wash my car it rains, with my recent job schedule I have not been in state much this year, but I have spent considerable time in Texas. I will redouble my efforts to end the drought.

Right! I would love to reread The Terror, but I don’t have three months to throw at it. ;)

I’ve always enjoyed it a lot, but then again, I’ve always read it as a sarcastic jab at Stephen King’s run of NYT bestsellers - setting up a perfect triumvirate of stereotypical Stephen King heroic characters in the first half , only to start brutally ripping them to pieces at *exactly* halfway through the book. That…

It’s old but.....The Sum of All Fears (and pretty much every Tom Clancy Novel.).....Just enough detail in it to make it bothersome. I don’t need to know every movement of every electron in a bomb as it explodes.... I just don’t!

Until I gave up trying, anything written by Anne Rice post Interview With a Vampire. Her books must be priced by weight, which is why they are often seen in supermarkets.

Completely Independent and Not Beholden To The Team At All Doctors: Nah bruh, it’s just tendonitis. You can play through it... unless, yanno, you’re a punk ass bitch.

That is the most metal thing I have read all day.

Really JLo with the photoshop. You’re a 45 year old woman. My 10 year old niece has more lines in her neck ffs. I mean smooth a wrinkle here and there, I get that. But to make it look like you’re a Real Doll TM?

Clarence Boddicker. He’s such a good villain...you realize how important he was to the original when you think about the fact the remake didn’t have a solid bad guy. It had ambiguous bad corporation but no one this charming.

“For your consideration......the Jericho.”

In the movie, the scene features the Wasp, but Disney decided that girls don't buy enough Legos to include her.

I’m thinking Eddie killing himself is what caused the wormhole to re-open and go out of control in an attempt to correct the timeline.

Jeff Noon. All of his books, but I just finished teaching this in my science fiction course.

I couldn’t make it through more than a few episodes back when it aired in the ‘90s. I tried again recently to watch and like you I couldn’t even get through the first episode.

Now, I tried watching Twin Peaks for the first time last year, and I couldn’t get through the first episode. It’s all very... 90’s. Have those of you who loved Twin Peaks back in the day actually watch it recently? Does it hold up in your eyes? There’s a lot of love for the show and I just can’t find it.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

Great. More Ryan Murphy crap that will completely lose sight of itself within 3 episodes while simultaneously ripping off pretty much every 90s horror movie and hoping you either don’t remember or are too young to have been around. Fuck this guy.

I love me some Taraji P. Henson but she is 44. I think she is getting a little old to play Captain Marvel...

Taraji P. Henson is 44 years old. This automatically discounts your entire rant because you’ve proven to be out of touch with reality.