I take no umbrage. I was down in the basement working out, lifting Rarebells.

Sorry for the Jabs. Please forgive the offense, no matter how Meine.

Sometimes I look at how far I've come in MY personal journey and I think...Holy Shit...I can't believe I ate that entire box of Golden Grahams.

If SVU is entering it's 17th season, why is every single episode on USA one that I've seen 20 times?

You know, I'm a pretty go-woth-the-flow kind of guy. Sure, I get kinda up in arms about shit on the Internet, but don't we all? In real life, I'm about as laid back as laid back gets.

I know 'sports humor' is your thing but what you're doing with this post is really ugly and not actually funny. You should strongly consider deleting it. Seriously.

I really hope the NFL fines him for that crap.

I bet NBC wished they had shown Doug Baldwin's touchdown celebration now, as it foreshadowed how Pete Carroll would come up with that goal line play.

Oh god, let me taste your misery. num num num num num num. I wish both teams could have lost though

Is Russell Wilson going to blame God for that play call?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA oh god I just coughed some pretzel up.

"There is surveillance video showing the attendant taking the footballs from the official's locker room into another room at Gillette Stadium before bringing them out to the field, sources tell FOX Sports."

Thanks a lot, WEDGEBAMA.

He was aiming for a full stadium but he missed...

YOU TAKE THAT BACKKEVIN GARNETT IS A GODDAMN WARRIOR

Gillian Anderson looks so great that I barely even noticed the (better when bearded!) dude with the banana.

You would think being a Republican would make him not take state-sponsored welfare for his bankrupt video game company.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

As a fat person, I'm insulted. We fat people don't want anything to do with that hack.