Honestly, just get rid of the MVP, stick with offensive and defensive players of the year. MVP is so completely slanted to favor QBs - most teams are going to be significantly worse without their starters. Or give QBs their own aware, like the Cy Young.

Serious question, if he was being investigated for a threat like that, and resisted arrest why didn't the cops just shoot him? I seriously don't get that.

come on, deadspin. at least try to get the full context of the quote

Of course, he wasn't wrong, but, if he wants it, he should just take it, right? Swaggy P took one recently. He's talking like it's not up to him.

Who wouldn't come early for Olivia Wilde?

fixed

Man, this guy just can't stay healthy.

ringo do the laugh

wuzzup...i said wuzzup makeup

After game "Where is my appearance check?"

This should be titled "Mariah Carey shreds"

So, the United States is the only lazy and uninformed country. Got it.

"white people are still too eager to attack them."

"These woods over here?"

Yes, the Lakers suck. And yes, the organization was wrong to leave a multimillion dollar mint on Kobe's pillow for past heroics. And yes, even the most uninitiated like myself, can recognize how Kobe is fucking this team. But this is getting to be like the lazy comments I see on Deadspin. I click on Deadspin many…

Such a burn on a guy who just went over 32,000 points with a 10-18 28-point game in a winning effort.

Epic, chemistry and confidence killing ball-hoggery aside......don't promote yourself as all about winning, then take a huge ass contract that caps the team out, scare away every decent free agent with your colossal fucking ego, then complain about the shit sandwich you made yourself? Just off the top of head.....

I gotta admit it's just kinda sad to me. I got my fill of Lakers schaudenfreude over the past two years and while I don't really feel bad for Kobe Bryant, world class asshole, part of me does feel kind of bad that this is how his career will end. Clearly he's not the player he was (or still is in his mind), but he's…

Thankee.

Actually America is so much better off (not just the rich who suffered nothing) than it was six years ago. I wish he could be our next Prime Minister.