You use “faggots” and “wet asshole” in the same post. Something you have been keeping secret that you want to tell the class?

It’s about fucking time.

Burfict more than made up for it with the hit on Brown. He and PacMan are two of the biggest dumbshits in football.

A suspected intestinal tumor turned out to be a five pound blob of undigested carnauba wax.

Me too. One paper towel is really enough.

White people? Either that’s a racist comment or there is a Darnell Talks or some other equally offensive stereotype that people of color can go to for life advice.

Jorvorskie? JORVORSKIE?

Jesus!

At least one Philadelphia GM doesn’t have his head stuffed completely up his own ass.

How does he fit those ears in his helmet?

Is that a weird mouthpiece with a white square at the top or does she really only have one tooth?

The Dodgers have to get out from under some shitty huge contracts before they will be willing to pay someone like they paid Kershaw.

Fiorina calls the killer a protester? Fine.

She needs to press charges, otherwise it will be seen as someone trying to torpedo an ex’s career via Twitter.

Anyone else have to look up “etiolated?” Sure, I get the gist in context, but it is a rare day when Deadspin sends me to a dictionary.

Every once in a while Gawker media posts something actually worth reading. This is one of those. Very entertaining.

I hope this doesn’t go the way Bobbi Kristina Brown’s situation did. Hopefully he was only out a short time and there is no brain damage. Does not sound good right now.

For all the money they built on that freaking stadium they should have oriented it the other way so the Goddamn sun isn’t right in one team’s eyes when driving down the field. Or at least put up some blinds or something.

If Tejada had run across the base instead of trying the 360 spin we wouldn’t be having it either.

Quite possible he would have missed the bag completely. He was selling it but he made the effort and he will maybe use that to fight any suspension that could be coming. It was a dangerous and reckless play by a veteran who plays that position and should know better.