How she can stand being married to John McEnroe is amazing.

Big Bird wins for Tweet of the Day. That's awesome!

The world needs more David Mitchell.

Yes, Taylor Swift does think its pretty cool that so many people are giving her their money. She also thinks its cool to sue anyone she possibly can for any reason her shark lawyers can come up with.

How the fuck did Karl Malone graduate college? Or high school?

You must see racism in every fucking thing then. As stated, Braff voiced a character, a flying monkey in a suit similar to what Pharrell wore. His comment made it clear "I wore it better."

Horse shit. He posted a picture of the flying monkey character he voiced in that lame Oz movie next to one of Pharrell wearing a similar outfit. The caption was "I wore it better."

I honestly love it! It's the best new thing on TV. Dude is fresh and original and it is a revelation.

They won't do it though because of Larry Wilmore. They won't have their two nightly news-ish shows fronted by black people. Unless his show craters, she doesn't get the gig.

Who, that Peter Pan ass-munched chick whose dad is a lying newscaster? Yeah, great choice!

If he gets injured, he gets nothing.

You're one of them, eh? One of the people propping up and enriching that vapid twunt and her talentless family?

It's one more brain than she has.

Cut down on the carbs and the God damned sugar and you'll be fine.

I could ignore the byline completely, read the article and know it was by Tom Ley. The screaming irony of it being by him about someone else being stupid is deafening.

I knew Kristin Chenoweth was small, but I had no idea she was that hairy.

Every now and then a new story comes along and once again I just cannot believe the ball on this guy.

Poorly executed sports humor is his thing. I don't believe Tom Ley has ever actually been funny.

This would make more sense if the Seahawks hadn't just offered Lynch a massive contract extension.

Shittiest touchdown celebration ever.