I saw the Human Torch vs Pates-Pot Pete, and even though that was a joke I don't feel at all silly posting this:

That's why I said maybe. There are a lot of theoretical ways to traverse galaxies at light or faster-than-light speed, but they are all just theories. And maybe that's all they will ever be due to physical law. Maybe, and remember I said maybe, there is no way to bring these theories into being.

Well...yeah.

Maybe there just is no interstellar travel possible. At all. Ever. No matter how advanced a civilization or species is, they cannot break the basic rules of physics. Given the size of our galaxy alone, it would be highly improbable that any alien race could reach us. Our radio signals haven't traveled very far…

A little obligatory:

Obligatory.

That settles it. I'm fucking old. I have no idea who D'Angelo is and only know Pharell because people made fun of the hat.

I had no idea it was based on a real person either. Now its even creepier.

Now they need to work on restoring Tawaret.

I've seen the shingles commercial Dax is referring to and he is Goddamned right. Freaking gross.

Nope nope Nope. Definitely not reading this thread.

Sounds like he found something to take him higher.

The flame-broiling does make a difference. The burgers and chicken breasts taste way better at Carl's then at BK, McDs, Jack or Wendy's.

In n Out fries are made from fresh potatoes, sliced up and fried. That's why they taste different. A lot of other fast food or burger joints add ingredients to their potatoes to stabilize them during the freezing process and to make them crunchier.

You get in that ass, Larry!

If you have learned your wizardry well, you may aspire to become one of the whites.

From some of his previous tweets, I get the feeling that Pat Sajak probably does think Kim Jung Un is a swell guy.

For those who care, the film is from 1913 and stars Charles Hawtrey (but not the Deaf Aids.)

I don't have a problem with this. These guys aren't practicing hard; Kobe called them on it. No matter what else you can say about Kobe Bryant, you cannot challenge his work ethic. No one practices harder and prepares more.

I dug Firestorm last night and the comic as well. Looking back though...what a ridiculous costume. Good Lord!