There are better seven words to describe life on Earth:

LOST is my favorite show. And that is not an easy thing for me to say, as I find it extremely difficult to name favorites of anything. Besides the Beatles and LOST, I can't name a favorite anything else. Movie, song, team, sport, comedy, comedian etc...I just can't do it.

The ending of LOST. When some dumbshit says "that sucked! I knew they were dead the whole time!" I lose my shit. I feel compelled to set them straight.

I think those look fantastic, but I wonder how much of it could have been done almost as well just utilizing makeup. I've seen some freaky transformations just done with artistic applications of makeup. If one can avoid cutting into the face that would seem the better choice.

"You know demons. Bunch'a bitchy little girls."

Hear! Hear! I want that pick. I would rather they suck for three straight years than five or six.

As a lifelong Laker fan this bothers me. They are getting better and will fuck up, winning just enough games to lose their lottery pick to Phoenix. At this rate the could win almost 14 games. I was hoping for about 6-76.

Oh. You're THAT guy. Joy. Glad you could make it. So much more fun when you're here to chastise everyone for their insensitivity.

I laughed harder at that than I should have probably.

Some people just like to play along, no harm done, just a little fun.

Well done with all the Beatle puns. Some if those came out of nowhere, man.

That was better than the Robin Hood episode.

HDTV does not help James Harden at all. I was watching a game once and the picture was so clear I could swear I could see the fleas in his beard.

Slowly, he began to type but realized the figures in the picture freaked him the fuck out way too much for him to write anything remotely intelligent.

Justin Bieber—-airport restroom cruising for cock.

Yep.

He used to beat up black kids when he was young, and he beat a Vietnamese man years later so badly he blinded him. I'm on a cellphone right now or I'd provide linkage for you.

How does that racist talentless empty-eyed piece of shit Wahlberg keep getting work?

Yeah. I suppose I am. Get rid of Jada Stinkatt Acting and the show improves instantly.

I suppose I could have written in Dr. Remulak or something but I don't see how that's any better than not bothering at all.