I didn't vote either but not for logistical reasons. I can't find a person to vote for that doesn't make me feel like a just french kissed a sewer pipe. There are two politicians that I can think of that don't repulse me completely, and neither of them were running for anything.

I would vote for someone named Talizabeth Goodpussy. No question.

That's weird. The words seems familiar, as if I've thought them a hundred times...but I don't remember writing all that!

"There is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way."

Bethenny Frankel: Yes. Verily.

Replied to wrong person. Must not post while drinking. Sorry!

Oops. Replied to wrong person. Sorry!

Wasn't replying to you.

On the one hand, I'd say you obviously haven't spent much time here. On the other hand, go fuck yourself.

The guy blew out his Achilles and then broke his knee. If people say is that he plays like the same old lots-of-shots-for-lots-of-points Kobe Bryant, I'd say that's still pretty fucking amazing.

I've always thought John Clayton was a worm, but this story doesn't bother me that much.

Do they allow female players in the East West Bowl?

I agree that she is probably dull as a Play-Doh sword, but that pic is about the best I've seen her look.

'twas a joke, sir.

Wait. What year did they go 74-75? And why were there so many games that year?

Kobe isn't even the whitest black man in the building as long as Mychal Thompson calls Laker games on radio.

Still trying to prove that Kobe will never equal him as a player on the court or as a petty vindictive asshole off the court.

Didn't Josh Beckett do basically the same thing as a rookie for the Marlins?

Yes Jenny McCarthy, I do feel bad about people caught up in the Fappening, even you.

Beyoncé and Top Shop? More like Beyoncé and Photoshop! Am I right?