Turner D. Century

I didn't know people did this. There are lot of things on TV that I hate, but once I see them and decide I hate them, I don't fucking watch them anymore.

Replied to wrong person. Must not post while drinking. Sorry!

Oops. Replied to wrong person. Sorry!

Wasn't replying to you.

On the one hand, I'd say you obviously haven't spent much time here. On the other hand, go fuck yourself.

The guy blew out his Achilles and then broke his knee. If people say is that he plays like the same old lots-of-shots-for-lots-of-points Kobe Bryant, I'd say that's still pretty fucking amazing.

My name is Riley and I'm eight years old. My daddy, swvlhed is making me type this on my mom's laptop because he just smashed his keyboard into bits trying to type on accident. And now he tore the door off the hinges! What is wrong with my daddy?!

I've always thought John Clayton was a worm, but this story doesn't bother me that much.

Do they allow female players in the East West Bowl?

I agree that she is probably dull as a Play-Doh sword, but that pic is about the best I've seen her look.

'twas a joke, sir.

Wait. What year did they go 74-75? And why were there so many games that year?

Kobe isn't even the whitest black man in the building as long as Mychal Thompson calls Laker games on radio.

Still trying to prove that Kobe will never equal him as a player on the court or as a petty vindictive asshole off the court.

Didn't Josh Beckett do basically the same thing as a rookie for the Marlins?

I'm in lust with Root AND Shaw.

I agree. I don't want it to happen. I wouldn't mind if somehow Grace could be brought into it, but I don't know how that could be done organically. She has no skills to offer the team. I just like Carrie Preston.

Yes Jenny McCarthy, I do feel bad about people caught up in the Fappening, even you.

There may have been, but io9 certainly has helped to stoke that feeling in readers.