Remember when True Detective hysteria had people trawling Amazon for used copies of The King in Yellow earlier this year? Lost was like that for six years straight.

L O S T was fucking awesome. Say it sucked and my avatar will track you through the jungle and kill you.

I have not. I'll have to seek it out.

Kumail Nanjiani wins the whole damned internet.

If I asked for a beer and was served a Budweiser, I'd probably want to hit someone.

Margaret Cho has confused me.

Excellent! Stingray a double sided Scooby Snack for you.

Depends on who you ask.

I enjoy your sickness.

Pumped my fantasy team up quite a bit, Jordy did.

The slow reaction by the NFL is somewhat explainable this time. They're not used to their players actually being involved in their kids' lives.

People view it as a privacy invasion. I guess they're worried someone is going to hack Apple and everyone's wallpaper will be changed to a close-up of a badly wiped-anus or something.

Mornhinweg is calling for it, but a player leans forward and tells the official they want a time out. Player must have seen Mornhinweg calling for it and thought he was helping out, official thinks it is Ryan asking for it and calls it. Classic.

I believe it means a bitch is a bitch and a ho is a ho but if a man be a bitch, he's a bitch-ass homie. Not sure on the translation though.

Iggy should check with Nick Young, the ludicrously named Swaggy P, and see if he released a tape. Or does she not know about the pic he put out there of him about to shove his face in her naked crotch?

Misleading headline made me think this story was about Kristin Stewart or Iggy Azalea.

Rory's words are especially true if he was referring to their pre-seniors tour careers.

Secretary with a capital S? Like Secretary of State! Yeah, that's the ticket.

I'm impressed but also not. When your job requires you to be physically fit and you can devote hours a day to it instead of having one of a thousand soul-searing regular people shitty jobs, it's not that impressive that you work out.

Miss Precious Perfect agrees!