Not familiar with Ellie Goulding, but I know Ed Sheeran ( I have a teenage daughter,) and I can see why a woman prefer a different taste than the tatted-up short ginger troll. Hell of a songwriter though.

If she had a touch of gray in her hair she could pass for Julia Louis-Dreyfus's mother. I've always though Maggie looks like a cartoon turtle. That haircut is not helping dispel that notion.

Those are pitiful, especially Paltrow's, which is completely untrue.

Well-known rapper and fashion designer Famous Amos feels her pain.

That's an interesting quote from Frances Bean Cobain, as her first exhibited art installation was entitled "Scumfuck."

Cool story bro!

Oh for fuck's sake, give it a rest. It's a victimless joke. He or she is not making fun of victims of FGM or anyone else. It was a simple, clever play on words.

I had no idea Sheila Kelly was married to Richard Schiff.

Why didn't Nicki Minaj just title her album "Banned at Target and Wal*Mart?"

I love how these rich owners, who probably voice loudly their opinions of the free market, have entrenched themselves in a closed market, heavy with socialism, where they have created a way to keep their own employees OUT of the free market by limiting their pay.

I had a couple issues of Playboy back in the day with Jenny McCarthy in them. She was certainly raising dicks back then.

Some people insert the word "like" as some kind of placeholder in their sentences when they speak. Pete Wentz goes to the trouble of typing it.

Unless Bette is referring to war, she should shut the fuck up. Maybe she should shut the fuck up anyway. More and more female politicians have their hands just as bloody as their male counterparts.

Good Christ, this article is a perfect example of why Jezebel sucks.

Not like he's the first person to whiff at the derby. Jim Thome did it..in his home town. Robinson Cano did it two years ago.

I look at the top photo and wonder "when did blowjobs become domestic tasks?"

Her tweet sounds like Taylor Swift song in the making.

I should hope the fuck not, Ireland Baldwin, as you're what, 13 or something?

I had food from Five Guys for the first time yesterday. It was okay but easily cost DOUBLE what any other comparable place costs.

I would say that the Van Halen toilet seat is bad ass, but that is almost a pun. I hate puns.