Nah. Just stake 'em. When they turn, the soul leaves, so that person is dead and are manipulated by a demon that can access their memories. No problem staking them.

I would say that the Van Halen toilet seat is bad ass, but that is almost a pun. I hate puns.

I want to drown Grover Norquist in a bathtub.

As long as she stops short of Jacko's Peter Pan Syndrome and associated pedophilia, I think she'll be okay.

I've never seen The View but when she was on Singled Out I thought she was cool and funny.

Seahorses shagging. Nothing better.

It's like those stick insects. You know that at one point, long ago, some insect had it away with a leaf.

What is mulching?

Only pushing buttons, pal. I couldn't give two shits about rappers of any flavor.

I hope her black boyfriend doesn't find out about that racist thing. How embarrassing!

I'm sure there are plenty of rappers (male, female, trans, black, white or whatever,) that suck balls. Just because Ziggy or whoever is popular, it doesn't mean it is because she is white.

Why is she boasting about spitting? That's disgusting.

I suppose I should finish reading the book. I got bored and stopped a couple hundred pages in. I can't even remember the character names anymore. Did the same thing with Good Omens. Maybe Gaiman isn't for me.

That's hilarious. :)

Hilaria \hi-la-ria\ as a girl's name has the meaning "cheerful, happy" and is a variant of Hilary (Latin): the name comes from the same root as "hilarious".Read more at http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Hila…

I am a huge L O S T fan. A self-described "Lostie," so I am eagerly looking forward to watching this show on my DVR tonight. If it bores me though, I'm outta there after giving it a few episodes to get good. There is so much content out there that I don't need to have some slavish devotion to anything a L O S T…

The Lindelof hate is strong on the internet. Give the guy a break. He wrote less than a third of the episodes for L O S T. He created the fucking show (with Jeffrey Lieber and JJ Abrams) but he gets more shit about it than anyone else.

I want to post some sort of celebratory exclamation, a single word to describe my elation at this news. I just can't think of anything.

I read that the Lutzes bought the house, regretted it and got underwater on their mortgage. Knowing the history of the house, they made all the haunted shit up so they could profit off it and get out from under their debt.

I see they had Georgia O'Keefe on the design team.