Two or three times each so far.

"London's shit, innit? Can't even get any groutin' or some Flash or some Vim."

I think she is Callista Gingrich's daughter.

United States Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Try this again. John Beard, local news anchorman, in Arrested Development.

It helped that John Beard was the local news anchor for a lot of years in the So Cal area where I live.

I thought Da Bae and Doe were the three pilots on the Heaven's Gate spaceship riding the tail of the Hale-Bopp comet.

That has to be one of the stupidest ideas I've ever read. Go completely against the old adage of "don't show the sausage being made."

In a fantastic book, we have learned about all the pilgrims making the voyage and now they are all about to begin the real work of the quest.

George R R Martin should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

You tellin' me true-true.

Yep! SotD is the best of the Cornetto trilogy, but I just saw The World's End finally and enjoyed the hell out of it as well. Lots of stuff to go back and see again in all three movies.

The rider gets to witness the chunky red spray that is emitted when the hose sucks up a perch or sea bass which instantly kills the jet sending the rider spiraling down into said red frothy mess.

Getting airborne looks like ridiculous fund, but can you also just ride across the surface of the water, like surfing without needing waves?

I will watch this and hope, but I don't have a lot of faith in SyFy productions. I'm thinking cheesy, low-budget, bad effects with occasional cool stuff, like Defiance. I hope I'm wrong. I'd love to see something cool for Alan Dale and Anthony Head to star in.

That freaks me out every time I see it.

Enterprise? Of course it is. Fucking Roddenberry for the win!

Magic is a river. The river is green. Magic is green.

One of my favorite books. I read it once a year for four or five years in a row because I was so in love with that world.

Emmy Rossum: farted? faked a heart attack? fair caught a punt?