I've tried for so long to like her because she was so smoking hot (and I am a male who likes that sort of thing,) and she seemed to be pretty funny back in "Singled Out" days, but egad, what a moron.

Patton Oswalt went in with a low estimate. I figure it is probably x1,000,000.

I'm surprised he didn't type and then the mermaid can suck my, what's that thing called again?

My daughter ran into the guy who played Stanley today (Leslie David Baker.) He was purchasing underwear at a Jockey Outlet store.

Nice to see Chris Rock's musical tastes have such a wide and varied range.

If you read these books, you are a problem for the universe. Quit empowering these empty headed morons by buying their crap.

I call bullshit. His explanation is like that basketball player who tweeted anti-gay stuff about Michael Sam and then followed it up later saying it was all an experiment he was doing for a gay friend.

Cats are okay. A lot of them are assholes, but still better than any asshole human.

I remember during his playing days they used to profile him as this model citizen Christian local hero. And now he's a politician. Ray Charles could have seen all this coming.

Someone doesn't need her seat to function as a flotation device.

Stoya needs to shut the fuck up.

Ahh...James Woods, desperately sniffing for relevance. I find his tweet much more distrubing than that of Jaden Smith, whose career is one built entirely from nepotism and whose thoughts are the incoherent ramblings or a Scientology-damaged youth valiantly trying to get people to think he is insightful and…

There can never be too many, or even enough negative comments about Justin Bieber.

Is Pat Sajak implying that he thinks he looks super young with his Dorian Gray themed remark? Really? Short and squeaky voiced doesn't add up to looking young, Pat. You are and look like an old, short and squeaky voiced tool.

Fuck Donald Trump right up the ass with a rusty chainsaw.

Ahhh. I thought it was a national poll. Makes sense now.

Only 1%? How is that possible? I'm not a huge Hillary fan, but I recognize her intelligence and experience. Palin is just...blank as a fart, and horrendously annoying to boot. It is so sad that America is peopled with so many morons.

I see the vortex of stupid in Alaska has strengthened.

Lipnicki needs to get off the 'roids. When your "bacne" spreads to your ear, you know you are hitting the juice too hard.

That's ridiculous. He once referred to Susan Boyle as a "mong," but apologized when he found out people still use that word to mean "mongoloid," as in Down Syndrome. He just meant it as "weird, freak, ugly etc" (still not nice, but you know...) And in "Extras" when the Down Syndrome kid was at the restaurant and…