Nailed It. I can put together a cake, I just can’t decorate it to save my life.

1000% BJ Novak.  Would be super out of character for Toby - the only other writer/actor on the show. 

We aren’t doing anything. I’m confident in going with Captain Greybar’s odds, that’s all. I mean, do you see Toby or Mose telling Kelly she should lose 15 pounds?

Samara Weaving is killing it as Jessica, in my opinion. She’s got that great combo of seeming very vapid and very naïve at the same time.

 I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed. Can you ever just be whelmed?

WTF is that asinine ranking for Faber? He was easily in the Top 5!

You’re wrong about Faber!

Having him worship Michael Bolton instead of Billy Joel would have been even funnier.

Ugh. I didn’t care for her at all.

This man got a bronze statue from his community college and that don’t happen if you ain’t one suave motherfucker, I can tell you that!

They’re going to be putting up another statue at Greendale.

MISS!  MISS!  FOR A DOLLAR, NAME ONE GOOD THING ANN COULTER’S BEEN INVOLVED IN.  FIVE SECONDS!

Now that Andy Richter’s day job is over, I certainly wouldn’t mind if he and Paget Brewster got to work on getting a revival of Andy Richter Controls The Universe going.

On the one hand, I am sad she won’t have that reliable work.

Forget about this, I want to see Frankie finally meet the IT lady in Community and give us the Neon Genesis Evangelion ending of our dreams. Or nightmares.

based on how miserably they handle their fries, i wouldn’t trust them to properly fry a chicken sandwich even if they did offer it. 

Shota should have won!

Orange is the new Mack

Actually, make that Garlic World.

Now THERE was a guy afraid of needles!